The Last Man
Written by on in Vindaloo.


It strikes me that
Though they may protest
Were we truly the last men
Alive upon the earth
We might not seem
Quite so horrible
And I imagine
They might perhaps
Reconsider that oath
But culling so hard
Seems a drastic path
I may be wrong
But perhaps
It goes too far
Just to get a date
To risk the entire race

Comments

  1. T. Middleton

    T. Middleton on 02/10/2006 11:10 a.m. #


    If it's not worth the risk, what is?

  2. Honey

    Honey on 02/10/2006 4:07 p.m. #


    <br />
    Hey, hey, Mikey, quickly come here<br />
    Shh shh…you know what?<br />
    That’s a BRILLIANT idea!<br />
    Such inspiration <br />
    From such simple a man<br />
    I don’t know how on earth <br />
    We missed such a plan<br />
    Gosh I can hardly contain my glee<br />
    Do it, do it Mikey! Set us all free<br />
    <br />
    Oh, for women to be left to the mercy of gods!<br />
    With their……<br />
    …oops best I don’t say<br />
    It’s a little too early to get so carried away<br />
    <br />
    Will she date you…oh…um<br />
    Don’t worry I’m sure there’ll be one<br />
    Much obliged little dater<br />
    Who’d take one for the women <br />
    To date the pest exterminator <br />
    <br />
    PS. If for some reason <br />
    This sheer genius goes awry<br />
    Saying her NAME<br />
    Would be the first thing I’d try<br />

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