Is it that all barmaids are beautiful
Or that beautiful barmaids get the best tips
So the beautiful do better than the plain
Driving them out of the field
Like some pretty deadly weeds
Or is it just a job for the young
So youth shines from their hearts
Obscuring any flaws that might be seen
Maybe it's just that they bear coffee
Buttery pastry associations flooding forth
To make the heart warm to them
Whatever the reason I'm thankful
That all barmaids are beautiful to me